Written September 21, 2009. So it has been a few weeks, and we have had time to settle in to the news. In May, we will be parents. I have ordered several books and already watched my fair share of videos of women with humans squirting out of their bottoms. The more of these films I watch, the more I believe that we are aliens. There has got to be a civilized alternate universe out there where ¬†babies hatch out of eggs and mothers sit around sipping tea and laughing about stories they have heard where babies squish out of…