Posts Written OnFebruary 2010

Naming a human you don’t know is probably one of the hardest things I have ever tried to do. Some people, when you meet them, instantly seem like a certain name. Chris is especially good at figuring this out about people. We play that game sometimes when we are out and about. We’ll see people and try to guess what their name is. For example: This guy’s name is Chuck or Randy. Here’s Betty and Roger. Tami. And she always puts a heart over the i. You get the idea. But how do you name someone who you have never…

There are certain indisputable facts of life: 1. People get older. 2. Dogs lick themselves in really awkward places. 3. Going to any Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon will result in an encounter with at least two beings that could be extra-terrestrials. 4. Pregnant women gain weight. I have, as of late, been feeling the full effects of number 4. (Number 3 is no longer a problem for me, because I refuse to go to Wal-Mart on Saturdays for ANY reason since the obese man with no shirt and overalls asked me to help him find his missing overall strap.)…