Written October 16, 2009 In my efforts to seem witty and sarcastic, I totally skipped out on telling all three of you what it was really like at our first ultrasound. So here’s the play by play. OBGYN offices are really strange places. Like most doctor’s offices, they are always decorated with watercolors of flowers and beach scenes and the color scheme of the wallpaper and furniture is ALWAYS mauve and teal. But unlike most doctor’s offices, OBGYNs are not really full of sick people. They are full of women who have aliens growing inside of them. And since these…