Last week, I did my first round of maternity shopping. I had put it off as long a I could, but the bun in my oven has grown such that it needs a new pan. Or maybe I should say that the oven has outgrown the kitchen?? I’m not really sure how to finish that analogy. Anyway, the point is that I am now too rotund to fit into my clothes anymore (some of which I have owned since high school) so it was time to go out and purchase a few items that will better accommodate the bun. Or…